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18 of the most disturbingly absurd Sunday Sport headlines


18 of the most disturbingly absurd Sunday Sport headlines

Someone’s bellend always ends up in a shocking state

When they revealed the true dangers of children’s accessory trends

And who we’re REALLY gorging on chow mein next to at our favourite all you can eat Chinese


Proving that Brian May doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he says don’t cull badgers, because they’re eating too many of our sex dwarfs


Erm…and the same for otters

When they uncovered the sex fiends roaming our supermarkets, keeping us safe from getting an eyeful of penis

Their lifestyle news is groundbreaking, educating us about which Labour MP lookalike bouncers you shouldn’t mess with


They weren’t afraid to talk about the decline of our education system and the lengths that kids would go through to not shit sit exams

Frankly we just feel safer knowing they’re out there getting scum like this off the streets

They’ve put your worries about the afterlife to rest

Because it’s most definitely real and all the greats are there

They’ve shown us what amazing feats humans can accomplish if they just put their minds to it

And they revealed the terrors of travelling abroad that you never even realised could happen

Thanks Sunday Sport for showing us that OAPs aren’t as defenseless and weak as the mainstream media would have us believe

And well done for revealing another perverted children’s entertainment star

That time they revealed how cruel this country could be

But how beautiful it can also be

Thank God for the Sunday Sport

Because regular news is shit and we need them more than ever

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